I had more on but I sweat it off when I fucked your man.
How can my life be so good yet so bad at once?!?!?!
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
You sleep with that much makeup on? 0_o
I can’t sleep = [
what would i have to say or do for you to rape me?
Why would I rape you? That’s nothing to joke about.
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
I’m craving pizza hut…that greasy crust always hits the spot. And by spot I mean my arteries.